<p>I hope you haven't forgotten my call for help a couple of weeks ago when I was brutally arrested in the Banking Hall at Bury St Edmunds - I didnt do it - honest!</p> <p>Please see attached some pictures - I look particularly drunk in the back of the police van!</p> <p>You kindly pledged some money for my release, all in aid of St Nicholas Hospice - a really worth cause! Please donate your commitment as quickly as possible</p> <p>Many thanks</p>