I'm a talker. Always have been.

Not excessively, at least I don't think so, but if you were to boil down my activities on a day to day basis they would run as follows:

Talk

Exist

In that order.

Except from Saturday 28th of this month to Friday 3rd of September... I'll be completely silent.

 

Not a word, not an intelligible sound. No vocal [or written, because that's cheating] communication. During that week I've got 2 parties to attend PLUS I work at Madame Tussaud's, one of the most popular tourist attractions in the country, so even if I wasn't a verbose mother scratcher this would be tough.

PLEASE Sponsor me to do this, even if you won't see me and get the benefit of a silent Gazz. C-R-Y is an amazing charity and they deserve your money, so slap it down.