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Right you bastards. I am cycling a bloody long way, and you are all sitting on your jacksie's doing a whole lot of not much. I am therefore offering you the chance to become vicariously smug and morally secure by sponsoring me in the name of Children with Cancer, a worthy cause might I point out.
The bonus is that i'll probably die of a heart attack before I finish it anyway so you probably won't have to cough up in the end anyway, and you'll still get to be vicariously smug. So cough up.
Lots of Love
xx
