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Target: £750.00
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My story

 

On the 28th February 2007 I will be arrested by Sussex Police and locked away in the cells beneath Brighton Town Hall. Stop dancing and singing, there's a point to this.

I am being arrested alongside a group of Brighton celebs, media personalities and even politicians. But guess what? It's all for charidee. NCH in fact - the childrens charity - and that's where you come in:

Please pledge your wedge towards my "bail" target.  Now, deep down inside, we all think it would be hilarious to not stump up any money so as to keep me locked up. But not only this form of humour quite obvious, it results in the little kiddies not getting as much money. Which is frankly harsh. So not pledging money will make people think you have a problem with children. That's where the rumours can start.

The other people being 'locked up' include local business people who are frankly a bit anonymous but do have minted friends who use these pages as some sort of attempt to prove who has the most disposable cash. Naturally we can't compete with them, but I can at least show that the sort of people I know are a giving and generous bunch; even if they're still the sort of people who bother to pick up 5p pieces if they drop them.

Furthermore, if I get OVER my bail limit, I'll do my damnest to hypnotise the woman from Lewes District Council into giving us Falmer. That's a joke by the way. I'll just stalk her for a bit.

Thank you for visiting my fundraising page. Please dig deep and sponsor me online - now!! And. if you are a UK taxpayer, an extra 28% in tax will be added to your gift at no cost to you. That's right, the government coughs up as well. Hoorah.


Many thanks for your support,

Stephen.

Any initiative that shuts you up can't be all bad! Donation by Tim Nuttall 03/04/07  

£20.00 + £5.64 Gift Aid

Message from the wife - fill the dishwasher! Donation by Your wife's drinking partner H.x 21/03/07  

£10.00 + £2.82 Gift Aid

Hope u enjoyed yrself but not too much ;o) x Donation by Kathryn Yetman 07/03/07  

£10.00 + £2.82 Gift Aid

did U manage 2 nab sum handcuffs as we all know how much U like them...?! Donation by adam hudson 06/03/07  

£15.00 + £4.23 Gift Aid

I'll pay you to keep him in! Donation by Keeno 02/03/07  

£5.00 + £1.41 Gift Aid

Well, I had to bribe the guards, and they turned down my suggestion of sexual favours. Donation by Stephen Grant 02/03/07  

£70.00 + £19.74 Gift Aid

Don't be taking the bottom bunk x Donation by John Mann 01/03/07  

£10.00 + £2.82 Gift Aid

if only we could pay to keep you in Donation by Martin From Horsham 28/02/07  

£4.98 + £1.40 Gift Aid

Donation by Maddy 28/02/07  

£10.00

go stephen x Donation by Lisa White 28/02/07  

£30.00 + £8.46 Gift Aid
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