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My story

 

On the 28th February 2007 I will be arrested by Sussex Police and locked away in the cells beneath Brighton Town Hall. Stop dancing and singing, there's a point to this.

I am being arrested alongside a group of Brighton celebs, media personalities and even politicians. But guess what? It's all for charidee. NCH in fact - the childrens charity - and that's where you come in:

Please pledge your wedge towards my "bail" target.  Now, deep down inside, we all think it would be hilarious to not stump up any money so as to keep me locked up. But not only this form of humour quite obvious, it results in the little kiddies not getting as much money. Which is frankly harsh. So not pledging money will make people think you have a problem with children. That's where the rumours can start.

The other people being 'locked up' include local business people who are frankly a bit anonymous but do have minted friends who use these pages as some sort of attempt to prove who has the most disposable cash. Naturally we can't compete with them, but I can at least show that the sort of people I know are a giving and generous bunch; even if they're still the sort of people who bother to pick up 5p pieces if they drop them.

Furthermore, if I get OVER my bail limit, I'll do my damnest to hypnotise the woman from Lewes District Council into giving us Falmer. That's a joke by the way. I'll just stalk her for a bit.

Thank you for visiting my fundraising page. Please dig deep and sponsor me online - now!! And. if you are a UK taxpayer, an extra 28% in tax will be added to your gift at no cost to you. That's right, the government coughs up as well. Hoorah.


Many thanks for your support,

Stephen.

Good on ya. Fellow Z owner Donation by rizbert 09/02/07  

£10.00 + £2.82 Gift Aid

Hope you're out for the 0904 opt. Donation by Nic Ayling 08/02/07  

£15.00 + £4.23 Gift Aid

Good on you dude Donation by Sgt Wilson 07/02/07  

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I didnt think your jokes were that bad. Donation by Chris 07/02/07  

£5.00 + £1.41 Gift Aid

have fun! Donation by Marina 07/02/07  

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Good luck to the police!!!! Donation by Mark Carter 07/02/07  

£5.00 + £1.41 Gift Aid

Have a nice night & watch out for the showers... Donation by Beth 07/02/07  

£10.00 + £2.82 Gift Aid

"Pretty boy" Stephen in nick. Could be interesting. Donation by Simon Evans 07/02/07  

£5.00 + £1.41 Gift Aid

Good for you! What a fantastic cause! Donation by a mate 07/02/07  

£50.00 + £14.10 Gift Aid

anything to shut you up for a few minutes! Donation by Graham 07/02/07  

£20.00 + £5.64 Gift Aid

Great cause matey, hope you raise your total and more. :o) Donation by Steve 07/02/07  

£20.00 + £5.64 Gift Aid

Have fun! Donation by spiky mike 06/02/07  

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