HELP........................................................!
I have been arrested and put in Greater Manchester Police cells. I know you all have probably been waiting for this day to come but I promise to reform and stop barricading members of staff in toilets by piling empty boxes outside the door, hiding under the desk, arranging a tour of Stockport for 45minutes before a works party so my staff do not know where it is being held, dressing up as a fairy at many social occasions including a wedding in Italy, still doing fell runs at the tender age of fifty and dressing up as a woman at social occasions! If you could just help me to raise the bail money required to let me out.
All money raised goes to a great charity St Ann 's Hospice so please dig deep and help me get out of jail!
Why am I taking part? Donating through this site is simple, fast and totally secure. It is also the most efficient way to sponsor me: St Ann's Hospice will receive your money faster and, if you are a taxpayer, an extra 28% in tax will be added to your gift at no cost to you.
"Thompson Brothers are proud to be supporting and raising funds for
St Ann 's Hospice. Having witnessed their work personally, we realise the fantastic service they provide in giving rest, peace and above all dignity at a trying time in peoples lives."
So please sponsor me now!
Many thanks for your support.
