Raised: 120%
Target: £2,000.00
Raised so far: £2,397.58
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My story

 

Welcome to my sponsorship page and thank you for all of your support in advance.  There's a rumour that whatever money I raise will be matched by Accenture, so let's see if we can bankrupt the company.

My aim is to acheive a time that I can live off for the rest of my life to demonstrate my sporting prowess, which I'm hoping could even surpass when I crushed the number 3* tennis player in the world in straight sets.   So when considering how much to donate please consider a minimum amount and an additional bonuses - time dependent of course.  A good time is considered under 4 hours, so as a guidance please consider values for Under:

4 hrs - Respec!

3 hrs 45 m -  Hot Dog!

3 hrs 30 m - Stone the Flaming Galahs!

3 hrs 15m - Good Gravy Davey!

3 hrs - Is that a rocket up your @*~} or are you just pleased to see me!

2hrs 45m -  Never gonna happen!

When donating please also bear in mind that I will be giving up alcohol from Jan 1st until the run.  The first week of this alone will be a near miraculous achievement, so please dig deep.

*Over 60's

Good luck...shame I won't be there to cheer you on! Donation by Hannah Hartog 31/03/08  

£20.00 + £5.64 Gift Aid

We basically owned the place for 3 hours.....awesome effort. Good luck Donation by Kind Auntie Victoria the fundraising fairy 28/03/08  

£259.20 + £73.11 Gift Aid

Hope all the training pays off!! On on... Donation by Bag Lady 26/03/08  

£5.00 + £1.41 Gift Aid

Marathons are easy.... for superhumans. Rather you than me, mate. Eeeek! Donation by Ann Onymous 25/03/08  

£50.00 + £14.10 Gift Aid

Good luck Dave. I'm sure all the hashing will pay off. Donation by will.brown@gs.com 18/03/08  

£50.00 + £14.10 Gift Aid

Really...no drinking since Jan 1!? Good luck! I know you'll do a great job! Donation by Cathy Moll 10/03/08  

£10.00

Remember to put vaseline on your old chap or it'll get rubbed off. Donation by Ted 05/03/08  

£50.00 + £14.10 Gift Aid

On On, Princess! Donation by Daffy 05/03/08  

£10.00 + £2.82 Gift Aid

Good luck Mr Hellard, I know you can do it! Donation by Baba 03/03/08  

£10.00 + £2.82 Gift Aid

Good luck my friend... sure you'll make it!! Donation by Sian 02/03/08  

£25.00 + £7.05 Gift Aid

Good luck with all that training! Have fun doing the marathon! Donation by Louise Cowling 02/03/08  

£5.00 + £1.41 Gift Aid

Good luck! (Staying on the wagon that is...) Donation by David Turrall 29/02/08  

£10.00 + £2.82 Gift Aid

Good Luck Mr Hellard !!! Donation by GMDS and Coxie 27/02/08  

£10.00 + £2.82 Gift Aid

Double for sub-3:00... eye of the tiger... grrr... Donation by Karina & Derek 27/02/08  

£50.00 + £14.10 Gift Aid

Good luck!! Donation by Hitesh 27/02/08  

£10.00 + £2.82 Gift Aid

Get a treadmill you cheapskate Donation by Philip 26/02/08  

£15.00 + £4.23 Gift Aid

Best of luck and have fun with the well-deserved beers afterwards. The Maas' are with you in spirit. Cheers! Donation by Stephanie Maas 25/02/08  

£10.00

Plus £10 for every subsequent target met up to £100! Get in there skippy! ;-) Donation by Reuben 25/02/08  

£50.00 + £14.10 Gift Aid

Nice one Dave - i'll match Sanderson's donation... extra £10 if you beat 3.35.49! All the best with not drinking - you crazy fool... Donation by Ted Rayson 25/02/08  

£20.00 + £5.64 Gift Aid

Not drinking til the marathon... Thank goodness your 30th is 2 weeks after the marathon...!! Donation by Alice 22/02/08  

£20.00 + £5.64 Gift Aid

Plus £10 bonus if you beat Ted's quickest time! Good luck! Donation by Will Sanderson 22/02/08  

£20.00 + £5.64 Gift Aid

Stick to Monster Munch. 1. Tastier. 2. Compliant. Donation by Dennis 22/02/08  

£50.00 + £14.10 Gift Aid

...and another tenner for less than three hours Donation by Martin Smith 15/02/08  

£10.00 + £2.82 Gift Aid

+ £5 for each 15 minutes under 4 hours . Best of luck and don't break a leg Donation by mouthwash 14/02/08  

£10.00 + £2.82 Gift Aid

Everything I have in my purse... good luck! Donation by Heavy pants 11/02/08  

£6.38 + £1.80 Gift Aid

Just remember it's the winning, not the taking part that counts... Donation by Horns and Dave 09/02/08  

£20.00 + £5.64 Gift Aid

Can't believe you quit your job just to train for this...now that's dedication! Donation by Adrian Loehwing 08/02/08  

£10.00 + £2.82 Gift Aid

Lovely request! Donation by marcosdytz 08/02/08  

£10.00 + £2.82 Gift Aid

Good Luck Dave!! Donation by Charlie Field 08/02/08  

£20.00 + £5.64 Gift Aid

Only because I loved the sponsorship request so much ;-) Donation by Julie Sukkar 08/02/08  

£10.00 + £2.82 Gift Aid
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* Total raised online: £2,397.58
  Offline donations: £0.00
  Gift Aid plus supplement: £615.31

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