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Hi There, Have you heard about Eden? Apparently it's some place down in Cornwall with big balls. It's run by some mad old bint called Eve who runs around naked offering favours to tourists. The local council have threatened to close down Eden unless Eve covers up a bit so we are raising money to buy a fig leaf to cover up her more provocative bits. Now theres some slippery old git called Anna Conda who hides in the undergrowth offering Eve's pimp, a simple old geyser called Adam, an apple if Eve stays naked, cos Anna wants to take over Eden apparently. So we are also raising cash for a hitman to wipe Anna out cos apparently Edens quite a nice place and Eve scrubs up well when she has a bath and you never know your luck! So give generously and if the whole plan goes down the toilet we can always give the money to cancer research cos apparently cancer kills you and thats a bit inconvenient if you had planned to live forever. Thanks in advance. Diana & Steve PS: If you wish to give an ANONYMOUS donation, then just add the word ANONYMOUS to where you enter the Display Name or Nickname.

Congratulations!!! Donation by Jason Balogh 12/11/08  

£100.00

Congratulations!!! All the very best to both of you. Donation by Edwin and Nathalie 12/11/08  

£35.00

Best wishes to both of you....Love life always Donation by Craig & April 11/11/08  

£50.00

This is an amazing idea and such an important cause! Here is to a cure...it feels very special to be a part of it....and Congrats on the Wedding! Donation by Julie Johnson 11/11/08  

£25.00

All the best Donation by Stefan and Marieke 21/10/08  

£75.00

Here is your 50 pounds, Thanks Diana :-) X x x Donation by On behalf of Catherine & Chris 09/10/08  

£50.00

Congratulate, delighted for both of you. Lots of love X Donation by Catherine And Chris 29/09/08  

£50.00 + £14.10 Gift Aid

Steve and Diana, Your commitment to this wonderful cause is so inspiring! Long may you laugh and love. Congratulations from across the pond! Donation by Linda O'Bannon and Courtney Nzeribe 25/09/08  

£150.00

Steve and Diana, congratulations on your life together. Celebrate Life! Warmest regards, Tom Carmody Donation by Tom Carmody 22/09/08  

£100.00

Best of Luck Donation by Brad and Michelle 22/09/08  

£50.00
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