Basically I'm getting rid of my hair for charity. It's up to you guys how much you decide toupée. I'm trying knot to get too tied up in this story, so I'll cut this short. Here are the mane reasons you should donate,  just the highlights. It started with my mate Bobs hairbrained idea. Since then I've been waxing and waning and my hairs really grown on me over the last few months. Recently I've been subjected to some cutting remarks, and I'm aware it's a bald move, while most people thought I'd never part with my locks I'm finally going to do it. So hairs looking at you...

Please donate, 

Because I'm worth it.