I am a lazy, unfit and weedy woman. I hate exercise and my main hobby is sitting around drinking wine. Sometimes I have difficulty lifting my wine glass.

However, I do love the animals. And it is because of them that I've decided to run the 2014 London Marathon on behalf of WWF. As well as protecting endangered wildlife, WWF tackle global climate change and work towards fusing a better environment for animals and people.

The enormity of this challenge is now starting to dawn on me. I need to raise an insane amount of money (£2,000), so any donation, no matter how small, will really really really be appreciated. I'll even take brown money.

Thank you. And thank you equally for your entirely predictable wrestling jokes xx