Hello beautiful kind people!

 For my birthday this year I would be ecstatic if you could all spare a fiver for this wonderful cause - for the price of a coffee and a blueberry muffin you could vaccinate a puppy against distemper and save his or her life.  

Romania and Turkey are said to be the worst places to be if you're a dog, and seeing as dogs happen to be the nicest things on the planet, it would mean a lot to me to know that they're getting some well deserved and crucial help. 

I don't know why I'm trying to sell this so hard - dogs are the best and if you don't agree with this then I don't know why we're friends. 

Thank you, cough up, and goodnight.