Weʼre raising £50 to replace my shoes some fud stole from outside my shop today. Changed into my safety shoes, turn my back and some bawbag was off with them!
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My day at work was pretty much perfect until I had to pull a delivery in.
As duty manager, it's my responsibility to tip our delivery wagon with our backdoor team, which entails changing my shoes to steel toecaps for safety.
Also for safety, I leave my shoes outside as my feet have a tendency to smell like a dead dog's baws.
I leave my shoes outside in order to stop crimes against humanity and some absolute hobo decided to make off with them.
What makes it even worse, apart from said hobo wearing shoes that smell worse than their own farts, is the fact they were a gift and only two months old.
I'm hoping they may be returned tomorrow once the thief actually smells them and takes pity on me but I hold little hope.
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Apr 25, 2018
Make sure you buy a good pair.
Apr 25, 2018
Thoughts and prayers 🙏...with the poor bastard that’s been lumbered with your manky shoes
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