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£214raised of £690 target by 25 supporters

Weʼre raising £690 to Help Jarvis get some cash because he really hates work

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Hi guys, I would love you all to donate some of your hard-earned cash to me because I absolutely cannot be bothered to get a job. I find work so utterly tiresome! It's such a BORE and in any case, I dedicate so much of my time and energy to fighting fascists on Twitter, I have very little time for anything else.

Father's allowance came through as usual this month, but I had already spent a good chunk of it taking my chums out for a slap up meal at The Square (yes, I know it's a tad on the expensive side, but their Poulette "Cour D'armoise" is simply to die for!)

£690 would allow me to renew my Luxury Wellness Yoga Spa subscription, and I'll also be able to splash out on a darling little pair of cufflinks I saw in Selfridges last week. Honestly they are just delightful and at only £205 they are an absolute steal. Can't wait to wear them when I'm strutting my stuff at Shoreditch House.

(I love these cufflinks)

So get to it and start throwing some dosh my way! I'll be ever so grateful and I promise to do some seriously intense virtue-signalling next week when I'm back from my Vienna trip. Jarvis x

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    25

    • Anonymous

      Anonymous

      Apr 28, 2019

      So stunning and brave of you to give up the privilege of having a job!

      £10.00

    • Anonymous

      Anonymous

      Apr 28, 2019

      £5.00

    • Anonymous

      Anonymous

      Apr 27, 2019

      Enjoy!

      £20.00

    • Big T

      Big T

      Apr 27, 2019

      Hope you get those cuff links

      £10.00

    • Womble773

      Womble773

      Apr 27, 2019

      In this time of so much hate and austerity please accept this donation. So that you can carry on your good work. Maybe one day we will all be as enlightened Mike and come together, unlike his eyes 🥴

      £5.00

    • derinda Fullerton

      derinda Fullerton

      Apr 27, 2019

      I literally cannot think of a more deserving cause.

      £2.00

    • Nicwix

      Nicwix

      Apr 27, 2019

      Have a good life!

      £2.00

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