On Sunday 4th December Arron Banks mansplained the Roman Empire to Mary Beard. In solidarity I tweeted that I would tweet one reason Rome fell for every like I received. I have thus far received over 800 likes and rising. I am in crisis. 

I have tried, valiantly some might say, to reach my total, but am running out of energy at CCC (300 for those who don't speak Latin). Twitter have said they will let me not tweet some reasons Rome fell, but only if you donate a pound instead of my explaining why Rome fell. Please help. 

The Malaria Consortium is one of the most efficient charities in the world, as rated by Give Well. They save lives, not only mine. Please help me (and them, but mostly me). At the time of writing in need £553 pounds. Please help. 

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