Thanks for taking the time to visit my JustGiving page.  If you're here, it's probably because I've messaged you asking you to help me raise my bail.  I'm more than impressed you chose this page, because the other JustGiving page is to raise money to keep me in!  

I'm currently locked in a cell (if you're reading this on Thursday morning) in the Oxford Castle.  There's ten of us in here, and its pretty yuck, but never fear, I went for a curry last night so even if I don't raise enough bail, I'm hoping they'll throw me back onto the streets to protect the other inmates.

We're all raising funds for Helen and Douglas House - a charity that helps terminally ill babies, children and young people to live their short lives to the full.  

Do me a favour, and chuck us whatever amount you can afford towards my bail.  They won't let me leave til I raise £999 (minimum), and with a "keep him in" page on the go as well, I risk being stuck in here for a very long time......

Smallprint: Donating through JustGiving is simple, fast and totally secure. Your details are safe with JustGiving - they'll never sell them on or send unwanted emails. Once you donate, they'll send your money directly to the charity. So it's the most efficient way to donate - saving time and cutting costs for the charity.  

Smaller print: Don't worry mum, I don't think there's a criminal record coming from being here.....

Even smaller print: I have to be out by 3pm Saturday  (kick off at the Kassam).....