In a recent Twitter rant, Kanye West decreed we stop giving money to charities and support his quest to make the world dope instead.

We thought balls to that, people have it worse than him. So why not raise money for something that really matters. At Yeezy’s expense, of course.

So far this year, we’ve lost so many amazing people to cancer, so all the proceeds go to Cancer Research UK.

For £2, you get the chance to win the coolest, most impractical, [fake] diamond encrusted ping pong bat ever. Because who doesn’t want to smack Kanye in the face with balls?

And if you don’t win, at least you’ve made a stand against cancer.

Balls to Kanye. Balls to Cancer.

Check out the website we've built: http://ballstokanye.com

Instructions: minimum donation is 2 pounds. If you want to enter the raffle, simply add your details such as name and email to donation. When we reach our target we'll randomly select a winner. Cray, innit?