We are growing things on our faces and singing songs, so give us cash now!
We are going to create a hilarious video with our good selves singing and dancing, and you will get the chance to watch and laugh along with (or at) our masterpiece. It will end up on Youtube.
The video will be hilarious and humilitaing, and you can be a part of it! Just donate, it will be worth every penny.
All money is to go to the Philipines, they need it, and you are a kind and gracious enough person to give what you can and we thank you for it.