Facebook insist i use my real name and won't let me log back into my account until i conform. So if you fancy donating to the cause and making a bigger prat out of me than i already do myself i'd be much obliged! to transform myself into the new identity of 'The Impossible Rob' i need there or thereabouts £160. This will cover the cost of the deed poll application, new passport, new drivers license, new national insurance card, admin fees for my vehicle insurance ammendments etc. This will no doubt cause a whole world of hell for me when i go on holiday/ have to deal with the more serious aspects in life etc.... but if you guys pay for it, i'm game ;) cheers!