Bless Mandy. It's her birthday and her 1st choice dj has cancelled. Her only option is a hero that we can all rely on to save this party.
He's a saxophone playing dj.
Where he comes from who knows
Where he lives? The shadows
Some say that his mum taught him to play the sax but no one knows for sure
We need him at this party. Mandy needs him at this party
Without him, we will get a normal boring dj that will play cheesy songs that will make everyone feel awkward and uncomfortable.
Remember Jimmy saville was once a DJ and he certainly didnt play a saxophone

Your one pound can make the difference. Sure you can donate it to like water aid and save a village in Africa or something but what's the chances your pound will actually make a difference plus are you really going to visit that village and say "yeah my pound made this well"
It ain't going to happen

So all we ask is £1 to save a party, not just any party but a young ladies 30th plus wouldn't you want to pay £1 to see a dude play saxophone whilst smashing the decks? I'd pay like £13 for that.

So dig deep get your bank card out and donate £1

It's not for a good cause unless you don't think music is life in which case you don't deserve to come to this party because of me tell you my friend music is life