Once upon a time, a child was born with super powers in his palms. This super power was untold and unheard of until one sunny evening in March 2014, when discipline needed to be imposed onto all who broke the consumption rules set before us by our forefathers, EU Law and the almighty Allah. At this point, you're probably wondering what this super power is and why it's got anything to do with team bonding and fund raising. Well it's got everything to do with it and this super power has been named and labelled by the greats as the mike slap.

(Your innervoice: The whoa? )
(Your real innervoice: Tell me more)

As much as this is a team bonding exercise that will help the almighty Lynx develop and build ahead of roses, it is also essential life experience which would not be complete without the stories, punishments, tweets and the authentic slaps. These cannot be achieved without your generous donations.

(Your innervoice: Wtf? )
(Your real innervoice: Have to donate now otherwise the teambonding experience will be lost, snakes will go unslapped and unpunished and everything the lynx forefathers toiled for will fall apart)

Due to Brexit and an unexpected US election outcomes, 4th year student allowances have been severely cut and hence marras are being denied of this privilege. Please help the cause and make the Lynx great again with me by rewarding them with a slap this upcoming spring. (CAUTION: It's not actually that painful)

In conclusion, please donate to this great cause so that the mike-slap superpowers are not absent from this year's edition of teambonding and pre-"pre-roses" training, and so that it can be successfully transferred over to a deserving fresher who will carry on with the traditions of this great club going forward.

Yours truly,
M