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Weʼre raising £10 to Buy Ollie Crowe a new advent calendar after his was ransacked by lairy teenagers.

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Advent is a significant time in our Western lives, even to non-Christians; whilst to those who practice the religion it represents the period immediately preceding the birth of Christ, to atheists or those of an agnostic viewpoint it symbolises a period in which small chocolates can be consumed after being retrieved from a door corresponding to the date.

Although Dante only wrote of the Seven Circles of Hell, the lesser-known Eighth was actually formed for those who dare DEFILE another man's 'Advent Calendar;' unfortunately for young Oliver Crowe, a multitude of sinners identified his chocolatey treat as an ideal target for their drunken antics. Whilst those who saw it as perfectly justified to covet another man's cocoa-based snack will remain anonymous, what cannot be ignored is the savage injustice dealt to this poor youth.

Thus, in recompense for the evils committed against the innocent Oliver, it seems evident that the objectively correct plan of action is to raise the funds to purchase Ollie a fresh, non-ransacked Advent Calendar, so that he too can experience the whimsical joys afforded by the pre-Christmas period, despite not being active in any religious circles.

Any donation is appreciated. Remember, you are not only protecting the souls of those who wronged him; you are personally going the extra mile to ameliorate the sufferings of a youth.

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