To those of you who stumble across this page i ask you to take a minute, listen to my story and hopefully donate,

last night, with the amount of cans way into the double figures i took a dip in a pond thanks to one Sophie Burroughs...

the phone worked for the entirety of the night even surviving vicious blows from a rather boisterous old man,

the following morning the phones condition continued to drop with the sim card and speaker breaking (which did mean a morning with no memes..) with an apple worker sealing its fate the phone will no longer work ever again,

but down to the chase, i don't have £200, or any gear for next weekends bonanza, chances are I've made you laugh, lashed a dingle and or copped you some bevs,

so i ask you whatever the amount please donate to a very worthy cause

bambi