On the first of this month, I shaved my hairy mug down to a lovely bushy 'tache, exposing myself to scorn and ridicule from all sides.

I've done it to raise money for the Scottish Centre For Children With Motor Impairments, an organisation who are already helping my gorgeous nephew Quintin, who has been diagnosed with (almost certainly) cerebral palsy over the last month or so. He is the sweetest little man, with most fabulous lopsided smile, and he is absolutely doted on by all the family.

Any and all donations are much appreciated.