Apparently Donald Trump decided to cancel his visit. That's alright, didn't want him anyway.

So, how about we help get a better Donald Trump to visit us instead? A Donald Trump that Londoners would actually want to meet. A Donald Trump that doesn't have the biggest and most powerful button on his desk. A Donald Trump that doesn't have a wall fetish.

Maybe someone like Donald L. Trump, who works at Inova Schar Cancer Institute.

He doesn't talk bollocks, he saves them.

Help us get a better Donald Trumps to visit London. It's gonna be a great visit, it's gonna be THE BEST visit.