RNHBC Royal Northumberland "Hoilday Boat" Club

Whilst Heroicaly reenacting the first line of Carly Simons famous song "walking into the party Like you were walking on a yacht" Our 51-year-old yacht instructor & Illustrious Commodedoor did "good and proper" susatain a massive and paralysing Very Very Hurty Back Injury. Probably due to him being surprised with the difference between Holiday Boats and Luxury Yachts

Greek Hell hospital

As Tony often takes a extended lie down without much trouble we need to urgently raise the £20 for a bottle of Kraken Rum ( its on offer at Tescos) to allow him to rest in peace in his usually comfortable way.

SocialMedia

Thankfully after a sustain social media Assault by Tonys friends and anyone else we could rope in to do some tweeting, he is being flown back to the UK where he can be admitted to a good Proper Underfunded Britsh Hospital where he can receive care without it being sunny outside. Also now if you google him there a smashing newspaper article with flattering pictures about the whole thing ;-)

Bed Bath

Any extra raised will be automatically donated to the "Send the mercy angle Karen Blenkinsop to a spa for the weekend to get over the whole thing "Fund