My mouthpiece was mercilessly stolen and all the forensic reports unanimously point the finger at a certain member of the brass ensamble. However, due to the Serious Organised Crime and Police Act 2005, it would be illegal for me to release the name of the perpetrator(s) to the hungry sea of journalists awaiting to prey on this fascinating story. Anyhow, if you have any spare coins to doss out, I'll have them :P It'll definitely not go to my spending money *cough*