I've raised £888 to Remove the children from the ceiling as i accidentally glued them to it.

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UK ·Children and youth

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So basically, I was trying to change a light bulb but it wouldn't stay in the plug, so I, Being the macgyver of my age, I decided to use some pritt-stick to glue it in, I sneezed, next thing i know, 2 children are fastened to the ceiling.

Daddy, please save us from the weird man that glued us to the ceiling.

Get out of my house.

£888 will cover the costs of Buying some pritt-stick remover, read below for details. ♥

Okay sir, that will be £1.50 for a single pritt-stick

okay, thanks

12 minutes later.(After The incident)

Can i have a chicken burger with chips?

Sure what size is that?

Ill have a large, I'm going to share it with some kids.

Aha, did you glue them to the ceiling? aha

yes.

15 minutes later

Meow.

Oh, aha, there is a cat on the ceiling to!

the next day...

Ring Ring

Yo man, you still haven't got my kids down from the ceiling.

Ah, yeah sure Ill get some stuff to get them down

Ok man, hurry up. Its getting hard to deal with them, one of them needs to poop.

Okay, ill see you in a bit.

okay.

Okay google, order Pritt-stick remover

Sorry, I don't know how to help with that yet.

your useless. Alexa, order Pritt-Stick remover.

Okay ordering pritt-stick remover for 888 pounds

No what UUUUGGGHHHh. okay what ever.

7 hours later,

Beep.

One new message: This is Barclays, You are £888 Overdrawn from your account, You are £888 in debt to us.

The package is yet to deliver.

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