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Weʼre raising £888 to Remove the children from the ceiling as i accidentally glued them to it.
- UK
- 20 days to go
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So basically, I was trying to change a light bulb but it wouldn't stay in the plug, so I, Being the macgyver of my age, I decided to use some pritt-stick to glue it in, I sneezed, next thing i know, 2 children are fastened to the ceiling.
Daddy, please save us from the weird man that glued us to the ceiling.
Get out of my house.
£888 will cover the costs of Buying some pritt-stick remover, read below for details. ♥
Okay sir, that will be £1.50 for a single pritt-stick
okay, thanks
12 minutes later.(After The incident)
Can i have a chicken burger with chips?
Sure what size is that?
Ill have a large, I'm going to share it with some kids.
Aha, did you glue them to the ceiling? aha
yes.
15 minutes later
Meow.
Oh, aha, there is a cat on the ceiling to!
the next day...
Ring Ring
Yo man, you still haven't got my kids down from the ceiling.
Ah, yeah sure Ill get some stuff to get them down
Ok man, hurry up. Its getting hard to deal with them, one of them needs to poop.
Okay, ill see you in a bit.
okay.
Okay google, order Pritt-stick remover
Sorry, I don't know how to help with that yet.
your useless. Alexa, order Pritt-Stick remover.
Okay ordering pritt-stick remover for 888 pounds
No what UUUUGGGHHHh. okay what ever.
7 hours later,
Beep.
One new message: This is Barclays, You are £888 Overdrawn from your account, You are £888 in debt to us.
The package is yet to deliver.
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