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Mr Deakin left on his travels on Monday 13th August at 10am from London Heathrow and arrived in to Vietnam on Tuesday 14th August 12pm. Once off the plane he was asked by border control to show them his passport...his response was GO F**K yourself Jackie Chan. This caused quite a stir and the border control officer requested assistance. Mr Deakin then decided to quote The Rock from WWE, ''DO YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, WHAT THE DEAKIN IS COOKING''. Once Mr Deakin had finish taking off his elbow pad and lowering his eyebrow the border control officer then received what is only to be described as a ''ROCK BOTTOM SLAM'', followed by a steel chair to the head. At this point Mr Deakin was escorted off the premises and put into a police car. The time is now 12:05pm in Vietnam and Mr Deakin is already national news, he has been sentenced to 99 years in an vietnam prison for illegal impersonation of The Rock....we need to get this man home....I am asking for any contribution of any value so we can get our scotty back home!
#bringscottyhome