Earlier today it emerged during a harrowing phonecall to his Fox & Friends pals, President Donald Trump has NOT GOT 1st Lady Melania ‘Superior to Michelle” Trump any birthday presents, we‘re hoping to remedy this terrible oversight asap with this clearly necessary fundraiser. Given his children are as stupid & self-interested as their father they probably haven’t got anything for poor old Flotus either so why not band together with us to fund not just Conopoly, the newest board game from Hansbros but also Hillar, the concept album taking the pop charts by storm.