Poor Nigel Farage. When I called him up on LBC Radio on Sunday, I discovered that despite being a Member of the European Parliament in Brussels since 1999, his French language skills appear to be limited to understanding a wine list.

I find this particularly upsetting considering how important we all know it is to Nigel that migrants in the UK learn our language. This is why I believe that we, the British people, have an obligation to help our Nigel get to a decent level in Flemish, German and French. This is why I am crowdfunding for basic and intermediate Rosetta Stone language packages in the three languages for Nigel.

Now he is no longer leader of his party, what better way for Nigel to spend his time than immersing himself in Belgian culture? On LBC on Sunday, Nigel said to me "how you can integrate if you don’t learn the language of the country?". This was obviously a cry for help. But your donation will give Nigel the chance to integrate better into Belgium - the country where he spends so much of his time hard at work. #JeSuisNigel.

**ALL PROCEEDS OF THIS CROWDFUNDING CAMPAIGN WILL ACTUALLY BE GIVEN TO STOP HATE UK, A CHARITY PROVIDING INDEPENDENT SUPPORT FOR PEOPLE AFFECTED BY HATE CRIME**

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