*****ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME BRANDING OPPORTUNITY*****

*****BLACK FRIDAY MEGA SALE*****

Let's not beat (or eat) around the bush: I am in need of money. Big-daddy sized coinage. Not for a noble cause, but so I can live out my self-indulgent dream of becoming an entertainment powerhouse.

That's why I'm giving you the chance to invest in human skin. Don't worry, I've not gone full Buffalo Bill - I'm talking about my own body cover.

Send me some money (price list below) and an Instagram handle of your choice, I'll then get a real-life tattoo that pays tribute to it.*

As longs as it's public, no account is off the table.

Of course, if you feel like funding my future sans scarring my skin, please feel free to give generously.

To stay in the know, follow @llcoolfell and #brandingfell on Instagram.

It's time to make your mark.

Much love,

Laura Fell

*As it's a tribute, I will be designing the tattoo and you'll only see it once it's on my skin. There will be no refunds, no regrats.