Earlier today, my dearest friend Ben, the nicest guy you could ever meet, was walking up Goulden Road to pick his girlfriend up (like the chivalrous guy he is) when 3 hood rats 🐀 approached Ben offering promises of the dankest kush leaf 🍁 in all the land. Ben, staying true to his god fearing ways, politely refused this offer but the hood rats 🐀 weren’t taking no for an answer.
Luckily, Ben remembered his self defence training and was able to block all four punches and a knee with his face 🙅🏻‍♂️... Ben knew the odds were stacked up against him and did what any reasonable man would do and escaped, not with his wallet but with his life 🍻
The ordeal was over, Ben had learnt a very important lesson: say no the drugs kids ✌🏻

There will be a £200 reward for anyone that bring these to justice...