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This is Tetley. He is not your average... dog???
Tetley is malnourished. Tetley, like his owner has lived life for as long as he can remember on a unhealthy diet of lunchables, M&S pesto pasta, a bizaare amount of butter on his sandwiches, and kids yogurts.
poor, poor Tetley.
As a result of this, this dog (identified as a canine by his owner) is severely thin, and infact weighs less than his owners stupid mini lipstick collection.
Please help Tetley, and remember a dog isn‘t for Christmas. It’s for teabagging.