"I don't like to show my face ever since I lost my jaw on the sesh. I know it sounds funny like, you'd always say to gurning lads 'ha your jaw is gonna fall off if you keep goin' at that rate', but mine actually did come off.
I remember waking up with a hazy mind - brief snippets of memories including taking a line off the bible and talking to the lads about how much I love Louis Theroux. The usual talk, like. I went to rub my face but my jaw was just gone. I still don't know where it is. Probably stolen by some sesh gremlin while I slept to be used as his back up. It is really hard to swallow pills when you don't have a jaw."

Please help me get my jaw back.