The lovely couple Sophie and Craig are getting married.

They're not asking for anything.
No wedding list.
No asking for cash for a honeymoon.

That's very sweet, but as friends, how can we contribute?

I don't entirely approve of them getting married and making ginger babies (yes, yes, I know. I'm a ginger racist). I do think, despite that, they should have the wedding and honeymoon they deserve. (What with being so annoyingly in love and happy).

If you'd buy them a drink in the pub, kick in the cost of that.
If you'd buy them a tea service, kick the cost of that in. (And re-examine the century you're in)
I think all you mates of theirs, want to find a way of showing your love and this might be it.

P.s. if they have ginger babies, we should ask for our money back.