Are you vacant or engaged?? Spend a penny (or 2!) so we can all spend a penny (or 2 😂) and have ourselves our very own clean, sanitised toilet on our own private camp at Willowman 2018! Don’t be vacant... 😜

It’s come in at £300 for the full 4 days, including pick up delivery to and from site and daily cleaning and replenishing by the the portaloo service faeries, who love nothing more than taking care of the jobs we hate 🤣

We believe in clean sanitation for aaalll de human nation 😉 and we hope you do to!

If we all pull together and chip in the cost of a couple of cups of chai (or more if ya feeling flush! - waahheeyyy -buddum tisssss 🤣) then we can have our very own colgate fresh, Secret Sub Rosa, community Turdis for the entire weekend!!!

🚽💩 REJOICE.