So over six weeks ago a beautiful woman called Megan Barton entered the Love Island Villa.

The nation and the guys in the Villa took to her beauty, only the thing is the guys at the villa dont realise that this woman has paid £25000 plus to transform her into a little ugly duckling into a beautiful woman.

BUT one thing suddenly surfaced on the villa….This woman with such a beautiful exterior showed her true colours and to our horror and sadness showed that this woman has unfortunately suffers from a terrible and agonising disorder called “douchesslagbagmugnoempathyskankho” which is the equivalent to having rabies and is a terrible thing to have especially if you have never had any friends of your same sex which Muggy Megan..Sorry Megan Barton has never had.

So my pledge to you is we need to raise one million pounds to get this poor woman an inner soul transplant before she steals another woman’s heart. Lets face it no amount of money will give her beauty inside but at least the deal will be if she receives this money she has to fuck off out of this country. WIN WIN

This is an image of her first before and after, How amazing is this and if we can at least get this woman a soul and dignity transplant then the whole of the UK will be complete.

So common guys, have some heart and sympathy for every woman in the land who this dirty vile woman takes a man from and lets come together as one and let’s all chip in before she get a proper shooing off Laura ! Give this girl even one pence as every penny counts to get this TIT out of Love Island and out of our lives!