Weʼve raised £100 to Save UberTown Private Profiterole (Anna) in time for London Decompression 2017
- London, United Kingdom
- Creative arts and culture
- Time left
- Funded on Friday, 6th October 2017
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We have lost a key soldier in lands ruled by a sadistic architect of coerced freecamping and her Uber resolve is at stake. Together we can bring her back to her Uber brethren in time for London Decom 2017, re-raise our borders and have a fcuking great party. The Uber way.
Private Profiterole (Anna) needs her army.
If we all chip in, even just the price of an organic soya latte coffee, we can ensure all our men and women are accounted for at London Decom 2017.
Private Profiterole is the pocketless camp prophet of fun facts (that's a thing and she just is, ok!) and Uber Fire Department BADASS. She came to Nowhere 2017 and found her squad. But the party ain't over yet.
Be an Uber legend. Save Private Profiterole.
On the off chance any extra money is raised it will be donated to base camp - UberTown, Nowhere 2018
Saving PrivateProfiterole should be the only reward you need for your $$$ but in case you fancy a little extra we've crafted some more to entice you. All rewards delivered at London Decom (be there or be square).
£5 Gets you a cheap hug.
£10 Gets you an expensive hug.
£15 Luke slow blowing in your ear.
£20 Genuine live 'ooooh nooo' from Sam
£25 A very aggressive "YOU HAVE NO PAPERS" from Alexe
£30 Level one on Handling Disappointment
£50 Cuddle Puddle with the Squad
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Sep 7, 2017
CUDDLE PUDDLE INCOMING! Can I blow myself?
Sep 7, 2017
Get yo ass to the party, Anna! #saveprivateprofiterole
Sep 7, 2017
It's not quite a puddle cuddle, but ya know do us a deal... and yeah obviously it'd be ace for Anna to be at Decom.
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