I WANT YOUR MONEY NOW (very pretty, nicest possible, I forgot to tell anyone, please)

This weekend I am going to jump out of a plane.  I'm afraid I will be doing it WITH a parachute but I might consider other options if you make a big enough donation.  Please be aware when making your donation that I am terrified of heights and can't usually climb a ladder let alone a few hundred feet in a plane with the intention of coming down again without the plane.

So please dig deep and donate now.

Ali