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Success!! It was a hard day in the saddle but we did it!! We were based in Notre Dam de Cruet which was great since we could ride from the back door. We did a couple of training rides including the Col de la Madelaine and on Wednesday 30th May we set of for Col de la Croix de Fer and Alpes D'Huez.
The day dawned bright and clear - it was going to be a scorcher. We set off at 7.30am and eased our way along the valley to St Jean de Maurienne. The climb starts before leaving the town centre and is pretty unrelenting for 18 miles to the summit of Croix de Fer. The average gradient is about 6% with sections of 10%. Croix de Fer is a beautiful climb and the scenery is stunning. About 2 hours from St Jean we reached the summit feeling pretty good. Hot chocolate and food hit the spot and then we wrapped up warm and headed down the other side - very exhilarating!
There was a surprise climb before we hit the valley bottom and then we headed towards Alpes D'Huez. By this time the temperature was around 27C. At the bottom of the climb sat a couple in the shade who when we went by said "Good Luck" in a 'you will need it' kind of way. Althought we had driven the route a couple of days before, there are a few things that surpised us. Firstly, the distance to Bend 21 is further than you think, or remember, and starts off at 10%. We had heard the ramps on the first two or three bends are very steep - they aren't. In fact all the bends are flat as a pancake and gave some relief to the legs and an opportunity to drink. This was a welcome surprise but the climb up D'Huez is a hard slog. We had also heard that the gradient eases towards the top - it doesn't!! From Bend 2 the gradient is at least 10%, which after climbing for almost two hours is not funny. The finish line in D'Huez is somewhat disappointing and most unattractive. However, to have cimbed an icon of the Tour is a great feeling and to have completed the whole challenge is very satisfying.
Norman climbed strongly all day, I struggled in the latter stages of D'Huez but never doubted I would finish and the support through the day from my wife Jean and Norman's wife Annie really helped to keep us going.
So after years of thinking, dreaming, hoping and planning the challenge, I had achieved it. And it feels very good I can tell you!! So much so that I wrote a poem about it. I hope you enjoy it.
Thank you everyone who have donated - you are all amazing and I know Magic Breakfasts are deeply appreciative.
Ode to D’Huez
Riding a bicycle
Is harder than riding a tricycle
Bike versus trike
My bike is what I like
To climb those hills
Without taking pills
Is good for the soul
And makes me feel whole
Heart pumping
Chest thumping
Thighs burning
Pedals churning
To climb with ease
On the slopes of D’Huez
Is the ultimate dream
No matter how hard it seems
Patani, Armstrong have conquered and how
Others have tried
And left with heads bowed
The Tour is never won
On those iconic slopes
But the Tour can be lost there
And crushingly dash hopes
My bike and I need to be as one
To pay my respects to heroes long gone
Twenty one bends of breathtaking size
To climb them with ease is the ultimate prize
So let battle commence with a smile on my face
Success will depend on a sensible pace
I have dreamt of this moment for many a year
Now is the moment to choose the right gear
My Everest, my Eiger, my much acclaimed challenge
To the uninitiated may seem beyond range
So slap on the lycra, helmet and bum cream
For a day in the saddle to fulfil my dream
Grab life with both hands, keep doubt firmly closed
Work as a pair, keep calm and composed
Both climbs for the taking in one glorious day
Ease doubters minds and the need to prey
We enter D’Huez
with a sense of trepidation
Will we still be in one piece
When we reach the ski station
The numbers count down with each turn of the crank
Please let my legs work and not seize up with cramp
Ten, nine the corners count down
And then we spy the elusive town
Three, two, the end is in sight
And we cross the line with a whoop of delight
A dream achieved as we hold back the tears
Hugs all round for we’ve rolled back the years
But we are not through yet
There is still more to do
To descend D’Huez
On our tyres made of glue
We both set off at a furious pace
Who will become the descending ace
Eyes fixed ahead and hands near the brakes
The wind whistles by and makes our faces ache
We reach the bottom and look back at the sight
We’ve conquered the icon and it feels just right
Our legs are spent, we couldn’t have given more
I think a glass of cold bubbly is now called for
To family and friends I lift up my glass
Without them my dream would not come to pass
To Norman and Annie for all their support
But without Jean and the girls this would all be for nought
A toast to all cyclists
A toast to the Tour
A toast to all optimists
We can always do more
So Vive D’Huez
And likewise sportives
We will remember today
For the rest of our lives
