I haven't been on a bicycle in about 5 years and in the last 10, I don't think I rode more than 10 miles.

This is going to be an adventure and if we raise enough money, we can make some serious change.  Along the way, I will Snapchat my training and preparation for the event and during the ride, provided I Can keep my balance, I will be sending updates from the road as I wobble down the path.

For every £10 donation, you'll get a Snapchat shoutout and a personal thank you note.

For every £20 donation, I will write your name on my tshirt

For every £30 donation, I will write your name plus any message/assortment of 4 letter words on my tshirt

For every £50 donation, you'll be able to select a 3 track sequence in my playlist for the day of the big ride.  If you know how important music is to my productivity, you can definitely have some fun with this one.  

For £500, you can have any message you want written as a temporary neck tattoo for the ride.

For £750 donation, you can pick whatever outfit you want for me to wear during the ride.  Keep it funky - this is for charity.

For £2500, I will record you a 2 minute rap song commemorating how gracious you have been to donate to such a good cause so you can play it for your friends and trumpet your own good deeds.  You can also use it to torture your family if you play it at high enough volumes.

For every £5000 donation, you can sit in a side-buggy and ride shotgun the entire way, chirping at me to work harder and smile brighter.