After simply requesting info on the Fleet Half Marathon from a 27sqn pilot he took that as a request to sign up, so he did.

So I find myself 4 weeks away from the event massively unfit with zero training and no money to donate. Please donate what you can and I will try and not keel over midway around the course, if I do please ask my wife for your money back.

If I hit 500 quid I will do it in fancy dress of Facebooks choosing keeping in mind it's a family event so no mankinis or gimp suits Sam Swain!!!