Hello people of the Earth, this coming month I intend to acheive the improbable. I'm not going to touch a drop of alcohol for the month of January. I want to do this for MacMillan because they give so much to the people we care most about. Everyone I know has been affected by this and so many have been helped through it by the good people of MacMillans. I'll appreciate every Pony, Pound and Pence equally, so please give anything you can spare.

Rather getting me an Ubu, a Rum and Coke or a Jaegerbomb, please donate to this worthwhile charity instead. I swear to avoid all booze, but if I should falter, I will donate £15 for every drink.