Please take a moment to ponder. It is a little known fact that over-usage of razorblades in our modern world is depleting Mother Earth's natural resources of titanium and shaving foam.  Imagine a sea with foamless waves.  It's terrifying. 

More concerning still is the statistic that 1 in 14 men in the UK get prostate cancer at some point in their lives.

It's Movember, the month formerly known as November.  With concern for both of the above I have decided to abstain from shaving in the moustachial area for the duration of the month, following in the footsteps of the pioneering Lemmy from Motorhead, and Ron Jeremy from..well, who is also famous.  It is a harrowing challenge, so I will gladly accept any donations in sympathy, empathy or awe.  These will be funneled to prostate cancer research.