Thanks for taking the time to visit my JustGiving page.

In the early hours of the morning on the 3rd April, Neal & me decided to sacrifice our feet for the nation's hearts. Well, that's how Simon Cowell would spin it.

We're walking non-stop from London to Brighton, a 100km (62 miles) trek overnight from June 23rd-24th for the British Heart foundation.

It should be nice and difficult so if you dislike us can enjoy the thought of us in pain, however this aside we're doing this for a decent cause: Those big ol' red things that keep us all going (not your car).

So if you can find it in your big ol' red thing to help us reach our fundraising targets you'd be doing a wonderful thing. 

No matter how little you can spare, every penny makes a difference so If you do donate you are a marvellous human being and I will personally give you my own heart*. 

We all know British hearts are the best so please help us to protect those tickers. 

If you want an x-factor esque sob story, it's my birthday the next day, which means I'll likely be spending my 21st as a 90 year old.

It'll be worth it though if you donate. My cat died as well**. 

Thank you very much in advance x

*..shaped haribo.

**this part may not be true.