Hello! The words 'fun' and 'run' may rhyme, but they do not go together as far as I'm concerned. And if anything makes a run even less fun, it's wearing low-quality stripey material while you drag yourself twice around Victoria Park.

Nevertheless, I have signed up to run the Where's Wally Fun Run for the National Literacy Trust. Please sponsor me to develop a reactive rash as I pound my way through 10 kilometres, after which I expect the costume will have ignited.

Many thanks! I love you!

Irene