Hello 'Friend',

Firstly, let me thank you for taking the time to visit my fund raising page - or if you accidentally clicked on this then you really need to concentrate more.

So I've finally signed up to take part in the JP Morgan run this July to raise money for Alzheimer's Society, Mind and Prostate Cancer UK.

As you all know I'm allergic to running and so, whilst many of you will laugh at 5.6km, this represents a huge challenge for me. This is the equivalent of:

- An actuarial student working a full week.

- Dinesh Mathur not visiting Ashbar in a week.

- Sita Patel getting less than 12 hours of sleep.

- Raj Sakaria spelling an entire sentence correctly.

- Krupa Depala not checking her phone every 5 minutes.

- 'Person X' not posting a picture of themselves on Instagram/Facebook every hour!

- Raj Gujar going a week without threading his eyebrows.

- Ajay Desai skipping Hemisha day

I will post pictures of training (or lack of it) to keep all entertained. I have a target time but I shall not mention this as yet - but don't be surprised if it's a coincidence I achieve my target!

Please donate and send me messages of encouragement/abuse (for mentioning your name)/guesses for 'Person X'.

Thanks,

Jay