JONATHAN ROBERTS

Money To Keep My Hair, Or If You're Indifferent On The Matter

Fundraising for SOS Children's Villages UK
£27
raised of £2,000 target
by 4 supporters
Donations cannot currently be made to this page
In memory of Anyone Suffering
We protect and care for vulnerable children to ensure access to a better future

Story

Hi, 

I am planning on shaving my head, THOUGH, when speaking to a few of my friends, they seemed opposed to the idea, so, being the genius that I am I figured to maximise donations for my chosen charity (the awesome unsung heroes SOS Children) I would provide 2 options for donation: one for people to donate if they want me to keep my hair and another for people to donate to if they want it gone.

This is the page for donating if you DON'T want me to lose the hair. 

(Though, I plan on giving my hair away to another lavaly charity: The Little Princess Trust (who use donated hair to make wigs for children who suffer hair loss due to cancer treatment). So, even if this page does get more money (which I doubt it will because most people know I like my hair and are by and large sadists who want to see people suffering to some extent if they're going to donate money) I am still probably going to cut and donate my hair anyway, so this is more of a tokenistic page/gesture for those who have enjoyed my hair in various formats (visual, olfactory, audio, touch, metaphysical, etc) over the years and would like to donate money in it's name; and, also, as previously stated, to maximise the amount donated to SOS Children by providing everyone (except those who are indifferent to the idea) motivation to donate (in fact, if you are indifferent to the idea, you cold heartless basterds, then donate on this page anyway please, thank you)).   

 

Also, it is perhaps worth checking out the info below written by 'Just Giving':

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So please dig deep and donate now. 

 

About the charity

SOS Children's Villages UK offers unsupported children worldwide the chance to grow up in a safe and nurturing family environment with education and healthcare. We work to reduce family breakdown and child abandonment and protect at-risk children affected by conflict and disaster.

Donation summary

Total raised
£27.00
+ £6.25 Gift Aid
Online donations
£27.00
Offline donations
£0.00

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