Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the fool who will be in mid air.

In Central MK born and raised
On the football field was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all playing some f-ball outside the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started raising money in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mum declared
She said 'You're jumpin' with your dad and it's gonna be in mid Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she wagged her finger and sent me on my way
She gave me a list and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my feet up and said, 'Hey, f*** it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Front row seats and no jet lag
Is this what the people in first class living like?
Hmm this might be alright.

Well, the plane doors opened and I came out
There was a dude attached to me while I was shouting names out
I ain't planning on jumpin' yet
I just got here
I fell with the quickness like lightning and disappeared

I whistled through the air and the field came near
There was no lesson taught, just complete fear
If anything I could say that this was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'we're in mid Air'

I pulled up to the field a little deflated
And I yelled to the dude 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my underwear
There was sh** down there
I needed the throne while in mid Air

I hope you enjoyed your read, Thames Valley Air Ambulance are a non-government funded charity who save thousands of people yearly. The mission is simple, as part of the Flying Amigos, we perform an activity which is self funded, potentially stupid, in order to raise funds for a charity that has not got the luxury of government funding.

Thank you for your time and for your generosity.

Liam