OK, I know what you're thinking "why should I give money so that Matthew can live his dream of playing on the pitch at Carrow Road?! Its not like he's doing something embarrassing like running naked through Norwich"....to those people I would say firstly it's for a great charity and secondly, HAVE YOU SEEN ME PLAY FOOTBALL?!!

It will, of course, be a total embarrassment - hoofing it over the bar, tripping myself up, kicking thin air, trying to keep my heels on the ground for throw-ins and shutting my eyes and ducking if a header comes my way....and thats if I manage to get through 45mins without getting CRAMP....

Please donate as much as you can and maybe I'll even let you come and watch...